@BuzzFeedNews by 2050 the law will “decrease China’s elderly population by 2%”?!?
you must mean the fraction of pop. that’s elderly drops 2%
@fackelmann Yeah i figure if we ever leave NYC I’ll get a Ford LTD. Do they still make those?
hey, orig star trek on netflix!
hm, this intro. literally i could make more realistic space flight scene with things in my apartment now
Unfinished nacho Sartre’s sent back: “Failing to be Mexican, this place is a locus of garbage!” (5,3)
["to be Mexican" encodes SER]
sum up 2015 in one word
those flowers blooming in central park today could use a stern lecture from @tedcruz on the nonexistence of global warming
wonder if xmas eve + xmas = just too much food. i say do a big feast xmas eve; & xmas is just drinking, & whatever people can find in fridge
frustum the snowman https://t.co/7R0iunCDN6
@frognal or maybe “A racist sin, carnitas? ¡Sí!”
OH street vendor on phone, “If my dad gave me a million bucks I’d be rich too!” Didn’t have the heart to contradict him.
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