6 pm time to relax & put on @nprnews & find out what’s new in the world of death, suffering & horror
Congratulations to me, for having sufficient familiarity w/ the Real America to notice this wk’s @newyorker fiction misspelled “Febreze”
[fackelmann: you guys, "if not" is often ambiguous between "though not" and "and possibly even" #illuminati]
@fackelmann i’ve often been bothered by this ambiguity, if not by the connection with the illuminati
@fackelmann it’s like “not to say …”. Are you not saying it because it’s indecorous, or because it’s untrue?
Discussing parents’ Provence trip, shame: couldn’t pronounce “Arles.” Now see problem: hadn’t had enough wine. Rolls off the epiglottis now.
Luckily the Russian soul is a philosophical one and will think up ways to limit its anguish about what it did today
Glimpsed guy’s iPhone scrabble rack on train, CEIINOR, glad I could still think of a bingo tho it took >2 minutes
cant dispose of horrid lifelike doll someone fobbed off on daughter lest bum rifling thru trash die of cardiac arrest http://t.co/yeKXdg8r48
What ever became of the witty, talented James @Lileks? Google shows he’s still around; maybe that Iraq-war-promoting thing killed his brand
lyrical justice: 6-yr-old who constantly sings “let it go” is angry she can’t sleep because 2-yr-old sister won’t stop singing “let it go”
The internet is the disease. Henry James is the cure