again, we right-thinking democrats chortle smugly at gop’s hapless prez pretenders, while they obliterate us in local, state, congress races
@BuzzFeed maybe try affixing @megynkelly’s eyelashes to his eyes?
@BuzzFeed this is too pessimistic. i’m envisioning a kind of tex-mex high-line with impeccably curated cacti and burritos
.@nprnews had great lead story putting gop prez meltdown in context: dems melting down in every other (i.e. non-prez) respect: state, local…
@kiralc @fackelmann tfw you’re so rich you can pay off gravity to stop applying to your hair
@_primes_ @evelynjlamb splendid
8-yr-old just had a brilliant idea, a restaurant where parents eat in one room and kids in another.
pls don’t steal
@JeffYoung technically that is only a metric shitload
@frognal this is almost certainly false
@frognal then when bimbo scandal hits …
RUMP TRUMPETS TRUMP’S STRUMPET