@fackelmann and then “camden,” which i totally approve (unlike “brooklyn”) … i am all about setting realistic expectations
@fackelmann also, *bentley*? i can understand aspirational but come on!
The movie “Hugo” captures the tragedy of modern France: its citizens have brilliant ideas but are unable to monetize them
in conversation i mentioned “the proverbial half-shallot.” now i feel guilty, since i knew full well there is no proverb abt a half-shallot
i assume it’s unforgiveable to say “take a hike white boy” during a spelling bee. which is why i would never say it.
RT @brettsinger: All those people who named their kids “Sepp Blatter” are really bummed now.
[Taco Bell says it will remove all artificial flavors & colors, trans fats, and high-fructose corn syrup from its food]
@BuzzFeedBiz @BuzzFeedNews what will keep the remaining matrix of cardboard from collapsing under its own weight?
@BuzzFeed wonder if some law of nature (c.f. cicadas) dictates that all listicles evolve toward prime # of items
Summer movie franchise in Baluchistan’s capital: “Hindu Metaphysical Principle” (6)
sadly as a non-math-professor I cant publish things like,
“Call a function ‘wack’ if it is discontinuous on a non-null set. If f is wack …