@kairyssdal get on the horn to the @WSJ headline writers then
@BuzzFeedNews can you just please drop this story
The Greek word for “no” is “oxi”? That doesnt make a lick of sense
@nytimes @nytopinion a conspicuously wack opinion piece that ignores almost all strands of this long-debated issue
@katvapid if u are up for victorian atmospherics, try sherlock holmes “study in scarlet” & “hound of baskervilles.”
RT @skullmandible: what if, stay with me here, what if we train a bald eagle to snatch the confederate flag down every time south carolina …
i stake all my future job prospects as a financier on my prediction that greece will sign deal w creditors for another yr at least
is the “h” in “brah” silent?
i dunno bc there’s really only one grown-up i talk with at this point and she’s never used this word.
meryl streep: mammals are warm-blooded.
3-yr-old: that doesnt make any sense.
gotta go with meryl streep on this one
@wutangcher no way, i have clavicles like flying buttresses and i doubt it’s had any effect. but maybe you have a peculiar profession or sth