need new yelp category “restaurants that are good but somehow avoid making >40-yr-olds think ‘vanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas’”
can obama also erase this ridiculous “rfk bridge” thing and call it the triboro again?
tried to change my twitter name to “the man who was boneless thursday” but too many characters
christening of niece & nephew: anticlimactic. priest daubed them w holy water. thought hes supposed to break champagne btl over their heads?
a choose-your-own-adventure book for kids, but you choose your parent’s socioeconomic rank on first page and there are no further choices
re this europe immigration crisis, we need some radically new approaches
what if, stay with me here, what if we sent “colonists” to oversee crap countries like syria, so their ppl remain there in peace/prosperity
what could possibly go wrong?
comic books, and everything derived therefrom, are for children.
there, i said it.
what’s with @BilldeBlasio’s binary metaphors? dickens’s “2 cities” title meant paris/london, not rich/poor. “2-edged sword” means lethal x 2