@vapidest unless you’re armed and feel like reenacting that scene with george costanza in the movie theater (which i could never do)
@vapidest i hate that situation, there’s no good solution
@frognal don’t ask for explanation, i have none
@torrHL @frankkuo @kairyssdal it won’t, because jeb! is finished. please choose another candidate to interpret & make *that* daily!
best costume so far is this talent innovator https://t.co/ZfDnii5N8W
RT @frankkuo: Your daily Jeb Bush quote, as read by a millennial with vocal fry:
@alienvsrobbins all the kids have peanut allergies now so there’s no danger
@bahdelady no, it wouldn’t do.
i make a mean apple pie. and by “mean” i mean “statistically average”
RT @cflav: It’s worth considering the damning indictment of U.S. values presented by this headline. https://t.co/ALFk8ev2N9 https://t.co/W4…