100% satisfied w/ my lot in life but it’d be cool to look like this guy & have lots to share about cognitive finance https://t.co/FkHU4jQ9II
basically all we need for xmas is more mugs
@fackelmann i was so busy trying to find anagram w/ “stilted” on one side & “litotes” on other that i hadn’t noticed that!
litotes are not unstilted
Near the end of Euclid’s “Elements” is the proof that it’s impossible to evenly fold a fitted sheet.
just looked at facebook for 1st time in months. man, there is a whole lotta positivity there
almost done with the thanksgiving desserts https://t.co/qLxadjAAs7
i am always taking my phone out and looking at it because i can’t exclude the possibility that next time it might be displaying The Answer
.@BuzzFeedNews smh, you can’t put your newborns in public mangers yet people, it’s not even thanksgiving!