vacationing in suburbia, experiencing exotic stuff like boneless thursdays
As a vain rich guy I’d rather my $100M rename some lib. arts campus “Godlike Frognal’s College” than name yet another #Harvard STEM shed
[Taco Bell says it will remove all artificial flavors & colors, trans fats, and high-fructose corn syrup from its food]
@BuzzFeedBiz @BuzzFeedNews what will keep the remaining matrix of cardboard from collapsing under its own weight?
Book defines smoothness for members of a set A of operators but then scrupulously avoids writing “smooth operator”
Gonna buy some cedar chips for drawers as part of our KonMari reset. I envision my best life being more cedarn. #GenitiveTweets
nonshoppers like me & @daozers born at ideal time: reached full height just as fashion stopped evolving
sign says we “oven-bake” our own bread. what, unlike cheap bastards who just leave dough in sunny car park w/ windows rolled up?
if @HillaryClinton wants logo to champion everyday americans she shoulda used dunkin donuts font